Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never
liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to
tell the difference.
Now that I am older
(but refuse to grow up), here's what
I've discovered:
- I started out with nothing, and I still have most
of it
- My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran
- I finally got my head together; now my body is
falling apart
- Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded
- Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded
- All reports are in; life is now officially unfair
- If all is not lost, where is it?
- It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser
- Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded
- I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a
few
- Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded
- It's hard to make a come back when you haven't
been anywhere
- The only time the world beats a path to your door
is when you're in the bathroom
- If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have
put them on my knees
- When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does
everyone decide to play chess?
- Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded
- It's not hard to meet expenses— they're
everywhere
- The only difference between a rut and a grave is
the depth
- These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about
the hereafter— I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm
here after.
- I am unable to remember whether I have mailed this to you or not!
provided by John
and Margaret Bolton
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15:11:31 Wednesday, 26 October 2005
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