Have a happy and safe Christmas
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Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue; - 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
new shirts;
- 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
of screwdrivers;
- 31 Brits are dead since 1996 from watering their Christmas
tree while the fairy lights were plugged in;
- 19 Brits died in the last 3 years believing that
Christmas decorations were chocolate;
-
British
hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker-pulling accidents;
- 101 Brits since
1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their
feet;
- 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on new jumpers
with a lighted cigarette in their mouth;
- A massive 543
Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles
of beer with their teeth;
- In 2001, five
Brits were injured in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars;
And
finally:
- In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing
up in the loo!
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