Thank you God— tech support
- Tech Support
Yes. How can I help you?
- Customer
Well after much consideration, I've
decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process
- Tech Support
Yes I can help you. Are you ready to
proceed?
- Customer
Well I am not very technical but I
think I am ready. What do I do first?
- Tech Support
The first step is to open your Heart.
Have you located your Heart?
- Customer
Yes, but there are several other
programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are
running?
- Tech Support
What programs are running?
- Customer
Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low
Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now
- Tech Support
No problem. Love will gradually erase
Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High
Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and
Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off?
- Customer
I don't know how to turn them off.
Can you tell me how?
- Tech Support
With pleasure: Go to your start
menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until
Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased
- Customer
Okay, done! Love has started
installing itself. Is this normal?
- Tech Support
Yes but remember that you have only
the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to
get the upgrades
- Customer
Oops! I have an error message
already. It says, Error: program not run on external
components
. What should I do?
- Tech Support
Don't worry. It means that the Love
program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on
your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love
yourself before you can Love others
- Customer
So what should I do?
- Tech Support
Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click
on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize your Worth; and Acknowledge
your Limitations
- Customer
Okay, done
- Tech Support
Now copy them to the "My
Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files ad
begin patching faulty programming. Also you need to delete Verbose
Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make
sure it is completely gone and never comes back
- Customer
Got it, Hey! My heart is filling up
with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment
are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
- Tech Support
Sometimes. For others it takes a
while, but eventually everything gets in at the proper time. So Love is
installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware.
Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will
in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to
you
- Customer
Thank you God
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