Children's page
I say, I say!
What
did the big candle say to the little candle?
Are you going out
tonight?
How do we know
that Moses wore a wig?
Because sometimes
he was seen with Aaron and sometimes without.
Who invented the
five-day week?
Robinson Crusoe.
He had all his work done by Friday!
Why do they put
telephone wires so high?
To keep up the
conversation!
Did you hear about
the man who took his car in for a service?
He got it stuck in
the church door!
What kind of ears
does a train have?
Engineers!
When do Christmas
Day and New YearÍs Day fall in the same year?
Every year Ð but
not in that order!
Why do birds fly
south in winter?
Because itÍs
too far to walk!
Why are tall
people always the laziest?
Because they
lie longest in bed!
Who invested fire?
Oh, some bright
spark!
Why did the
policeman cry?
Because he
couldn't take his panda to bed!
"I've lost my dog"
"Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?"
"Don't be silly Ð he can't read!"
What do you call a
12 foot monster with a pointed head?
Lance!
What do you call a
monster moving through the bushes?
Russel!
A lorry carrying
treacle has shed its load on the M4.
Police are
advising motorists to stick to their own lanes!
What do you call a
play thatÍs acted by ghosts?
A Phantomine!
If you put 3 ducks
in a carton, what do you get?
A box of
quackers!
Here is the
traffic news:
A lorry load of
hair restorer has been spilt on the M1. Police are combing the area!
