Very proud to be British, because...
- Only in Britain...
can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.- do supermarkets make sick people
walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
- do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.
- do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens
to the counters.
- do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk
and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
- do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
- are there disabled parking places in front of the
skating rinks.
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