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Jesus is watching you!

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: Jesus is watching you!

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

Jesus is watching you! the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?

Yes, said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: What's your name?

Clarence, said the bird.

That's a dumb name for a parrot, sneered the burglar. What idiot named you Clarence?

The parrot said, The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.

Quotes

Anon

It is what you do when you have nothing to do that reveals what you are.

Johannes Van Goethe

A useless life is only an early death.

Charles Mayes

Make sure the thing you are living for is worth dying for.

George Eliot

What makes life dreary is absence of motive. What makes life complicated is multiplicity of motive. What makes life victorious is singleness of motive.

Anon

God gives us the gift of faith to share. May we give it to others in the loving spirit in which it was given to us. Sharing is caring.

Bishop Desmond Tutu

It means a great deal to those who are oppressed to know that they are not alone. And never let anyone tell you that what you are doing is insignificant.

Robert F. Kennedy

Each time someone stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope.

Carl Jung

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

Mahatma Gandhi

If we are to have real peace, we must begin with the children.

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