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I say, I say, I say
Q. What kind of a man was Boaz before
he married?
A. Ruthless
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the
Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q. Which Bible character had no
parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A.
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Why
are cats such good singers?
A. Because they're very mews-ical.
Q. Why do skeletons hate winter?
A. Because the cold
goes right through them.
Q. Why are skeletons so calm?
A. Nothing gets under
their skin.
True facts about cola!
 In many US states, the highway patrol carries 2 gallons of cola in the trunk
to remove blood from the highway after a car accident
You can put a
T-bone steak in a bowl of cola and it will be gone in two days.
To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: pour a can
of cola over the
terminals to bubble away corrosion.
To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in cola to
the rusted bolt for several minutes.
To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the
bumper with a crumpled up aluminium foil dipped in Cola.
It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
And some people actually drink it?!!!
N.B. The Cokelore site may help
you decide which of the above facts are, indeed, true.
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